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I’m a female impersonator.
Why are you fictional?
I am not finished.
Oh, I’m a guy.
(via jacobss)
No need to worry
then i woke up
make me a sandwich
cash or check bro?
just dah tip baby
wana do it again?
Get the fuck out
Source: jacobss
How much was that?
I’ll get some tea.
“I miss my ex.”
do you accept VISA?
A pleasure meeting you.
your cab is here.
your mom was better.
madeoutof—roses:...You’re finished already? Wow.
madeoutof—roses:
my penis craves you
madeoutof—roses:...the door’s over there.
Get the fuck out
fuck me harder again!
I’m not finished yet
The door’s that way
Trim your nails, bitch.
oops, the condom broke.
wana do it again?
How old are you?
just dah tip baby
jamas me habia pasado (?)
¿cómo te llamabas tú? hajshjahsjha
Eso fue un pedo?